I was laying in bed, it's late, maybe 2am. I had just fed Max and got him to sleep in his cradle. John was snoring in bed next to me. He farts. Then I heard a loud fart coming from the cradle on the other side of me. Max farted. Then next to me John farts again. Then a loud rumble from the cradle again! I'm caught in the crossfire of a Dillier sleeping fart war! I'm sure if Alex had been in the room I'd have heard his butt chime in as well.
Be afraid, very afraid...it happens slowly then the next thing you know...there are 3 Dillier-boy-butts...butting into you...
ReplyDeleteI really feel bad for you. Good luck and I hope you can survive!
Oh my hell! That is so stinking funny!
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