John doesn't think I'm funny. I think it's because John's humor seems to center around fart and penis jokes while my humor is more snark than funny haha. But, I try, nevertheless, to get him to laugh, almost always unsucessfully. Case in point, I was getting after him about not answering his mobile phone during the day, seeing as I'm about to birth his child any minute now, he should answer every single one of my calls. "I have to set it on silent during meetings and sometimes I can't feel the vibration" He tells me.
"You need to feel the vibration" I tell him
he looks at me
"Come on, come on"
He narrows his eyes
"Feel it, feel it"
I can tell he's about to crack a smile any second now
"Feel the vibration!"
He chuckles. Clearly a sympathy laugh.
"It's such a good vibration."
He doesn't laugh again, but that doesn't stop me
"It's such a sweet sensation?"
Silence.
So, ok, Marky Mark I am not, but as my husband, I think he should give me more than a sympathy chuckle for that effort.
Well regardless of what John thinks I think you are funny! Maybe it is because I have a husband who also enjoys cracking jokes about farts or body parts whether it be male or female! I enjoy reading your posts. You tell him I said you are funny. He is just too slow to GET IT! LOL
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to read this blog and find out you have had your baby.
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