Thursday, June 12, 2008

What not to do

Re: bad language


When the child comes up to you and your husband and says "I want my toys DAMN IT!"  under no circumstances should you both crack up in hysterics.  Child will then joyfully say "DAMN IT!" after every single word for the rest of the night.


Re:  movies


When putting on a movie intended for family viewing, make sure you are well aware of any potential scary parts.  Just because it's an early Jim Carey movie does not make it safe.  Sure, the child sat through and thoroughly enjoyed the Transformers movie even though it was quite violent and loud, but The Mask scared the everlovingshit out of him and he wouldn't even look in the TV's direction for over an hour after it had been turned off because "THE GREEN GUY ON TV IS SCAAAAAWY!"



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