John's gone for the weekend duck hunting, and instead of moping around missing him, I thought I'd focus on the things I won't miss while he's gone.
- The farting
- Hogging the computer
- Every time he sits on the sofa, it scoots back two inches.
- All the crap he leaves on my kitchen counter
- I can't think of a fifth thing, because, damn, he really is a great guy, and I miss him already!
No comments:
Post a Comment