Calling John at his office:
Me: HE POOPED IN THE POTTY!
John: Ok.
Me: REALLY, ALEX POOPOOED IN THE POTTY ALL BY HIMSELF! WOO HOO!
John: That's great.
I then launch into a very detailed and wholly unnecessary play by play of the events. Including grunting sound effects and a full description of the deposit complete with turd-count.
John: uh huh.
Me: AREN'T YOU EXCITED? AREN'T YOU SO PROUD OF HIM! WOW! YAY! POOPOO IN THE POTTY! HE POOPOOED IN THE POTTY!
John: I'm happy for you, but I think I'm going to get back to eating my lunch now.
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