Bad attitude

Dick Clark:  They'll release over 2000 pounds of confetti!
Me:  What if there's an accident and it doesn't just flutter down from the skies, instead, the entire 2000 pounds comes down at once crushing everyone in Times Square?!
Dick Clark:  This year's ball has over 9000 lights!
Me:  Wouldn't it be awesome if the people who aren't killed by the 2000 pounds of confetti are blinded by the New Year's ball?
John:  What the hell is wrong with you?
Me:  I don't know, I'm just really tired.
John:  It's 8:45!