The joys of having a son

Things I say all too often:

"Get your hands out of your pants"

"Stop pulling at your balls like that! I want to have grandchildren"

"Please stop molesting the stuffed doggie"

"Sweetie, I'm sure they're itchy, but I really think you're being too rough"

"Ugh, you're just like your father!"

So now that he's found his favorite toy.  What to call it?  Some contenders:

• Penis (which is boring, but this is what I've been using so far)



• Pee nee



• Pee pee



• Peeper



• Weiner



• Weenie



• Wang



• Wee wee

I can think of hundreds of slang terms for said male body part, but none I really feel comfortable coming out of my child's mouth. Oh the things you think about as a mommy.