Five fashions no's according to me

1. The skinny jean. They don't even look good on the women modeling them in the commercials!



2. Gouchos.  They make everyone's hips look huge.  Which is precicely why I wear them.  Are my hips really that wide, or is is just the gouchos? Only I know for sure.



3. Knee shorts.  Always popular in Utah to hide the silly underwear.  They make you look about 5 inches shorter than you really are.  Seriously, ya'll look like hobbits.



4. Leggings under a mini skirt.  This is just my junior high years coming back to haunt me.



5. Super low rise jeans. Butt cleavage is never attractive.