Five reasons I can't take a conference call from home without a babysitter

1) eebee baby is only entertaining for 15 minutes

2) Alex likes to bang on the glass door at Midnight and scream.  Loud.

3) Mistakenly thinking I'd muted the phone, I said to Alex, "Did you just poopie?"

4) After making absolutely certain I've muted the phone, I promptly forget and launch into a 10 minute explaination of my progress on the project, which I have to repeat when I finally realize no one heard me.

5) Even though Alex is no longer watching eebee baby, I keep singing the theme song (again, forgetting to mute the phone) "eebee eebee eebee eebee baby.  eebee eebee eebee I love you..."