Superficial Resolutions

Shamelessly stealing from AndreAnna, I too am going to create my list of Superficial Resolutions:

• Get dressed up and go on a REAL date with John at least twice. (This means NO children, and must include food, alcohol and some sort of activity. Movies are acceptable as long as they're in a theater)


• Spend a weekend at the beach with the boys


• Taste more beers. I live in Portland for God sakes!


• Keep my wine rack better stocked.


• Get better about using my reusable grocery bags. I really do prefer them because they hold more and are stronger, yet I seem to forget every week.


• Get a new tattoo


• Clean the Dilliermobile regularly. Seriously, I'm pretty sure I'm composting in there.


• Get rid of clothes I don't wear. Fat clothes, skinny clothes, ugly clothes...the only exception is my wedding dress (which really, I should get rid of because when will I ever wear THAT again?)


• Learn karate


• Have my engagement diamond reset. It's current setting is broken and since I have a diamond in my wedding band, I think maybe I'll have it set in a pendant instead of a ring.


• Get pedicures once a month. ALL YEAR LONG. Because I'm worth it damnit!


• Stop biting my nails and picking at my cuticles. It's gross. I need to stop, my hands are a mess.


• Try to get over the fact that it is unbearable for me to be licked by the dog. She's just trying to be nice. Bleh. This one will be difficult.