New! With extra gas!

Him:  BRRRRRRRRRRRT

Me:  "Honey, you STINK!"

Him:  "I know, I don't know what's going on"

Me:  "It's probably my fault. I must have accidentally bought the beans with extra gas for the chili"

Him:  "Why did you buy differnt beans? I like the regular beans you use for chili"

Me:  "Honey, I didn't buy different beans. I'm kidding.  They don't have beans 'New, now with extra gas!' anyway"

Him:  "oh"