"Honey, I've lost 25 pounds since I had Max"
"uh huh"
"That's 25 pounds AFTER all the baby stuff."
"uh huh"
"Honey, that 25 pounds doesn't include the 15 pounds of baby, placenta, blood, water..all that stuff. That's 25 pounds of me, just gone!"
"uh huh"
"I'm wearing PRE-PREGNANCY jeans right now"
"yep"
"Jeans Honey. Jeans don't lie. There's no elastic waistband."
"uh huh"
"Ok, what I'm looking for here is something along the lines of 'damn Honey, you're looking hot'"
"Damn Honey, you look hot!"
"Aw, thanks Honey!"
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