Over the weekend we took our stack o' credit cards and rendered them useless.
First, we tried to burn them:
But that just made them squishy and the vice couldn't hold on to them anymore. So John duct taped them together and tried sawing them in half.
Again, they kept slipping out of the grip, so we thought, hey! We'll just tighten the vice up so much that they snap in half.
hmmm, not so much snapping as bending. No matter, let's try burning them again! (aided by a healthy squirt of lighter fluid)
Finally, they are now successfully ruined.
You might ask, why didn't you just cut them up with scissors like normal people? Well, that wouldn't be very much fun now would it?
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