"Taste this frosting and tell me if it's gross or if it's just me"
Dips his finger in and puts a big blob of the offending confection in his mouth
"hmmm, well, it doesn't taste like cream cheese frosting. It tastes like...."
"tires?"
"No, not tires"
"condoms?"
"No, that's not it"
"Ass?"
"no... Oh, it's glue! It tastes like Elmer's glue!"
"Glue? What does glue taste like?"
"like this frosting."
"Well, I'm throwing it away, it's nasty."
pointing to the abandoned frosted graham crackers on the counter "Can I eat these?"
"I thought you said it tasted like glue."
"Well, we wouldn't want these to go to waste"
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