John: "Wow, the trash is full, it needs to be taken out"
Me: "Yea, I wish someone would do that"
John: "Well, if someone were still taking care of the domestic duties..."
Me: "Domestic duties? Domestic duties?! Excuse me, but I've got a 24/7 domestic duty right here (pointing to belly). I also have to push this domestic duty out of my vagina and feed it with my boobs, so don't you be talking to me about domestic duties!"
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