As I was peeling an orange, Alex was running across the kitchen and headbutting me while screaming with his fists in the air "I'm Mister T!". Unfortunately, his head is just about crotch level. Fortunately, I'm a girl and it doesn't hurt. I say to Alex, "You know, if I were a man, I'd probably be sterile by now." Then a thought strikes, "Honey! Come in here, Alex is doing the cutest thing. Ok, just stand here...."
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