A true fan

Me:  "We are SO seeing Sweeny Todd, I am SO EXCITED!"
Him:  "What?"
Me:  "You know, the new Tim Burton / Johnny Depp movie"
Him:  "I wonder if Tim Burton knows there are other actors in the world"
Me:  "Hey, when you've found the perfect one, why mess with a good thing?"
Him:  "Hmmm"
Me:  "And it's a musical!  Oh my God, I'm so excited!  You know, I'll see anything Tim Burton does with Johnny Depp.  LOVE THEM!"
Him:  "What about 'Tim Burton's Two Hours of Anus'"
Me:  "Well, if it's Johnny Depp's anus, TOTALLY!"