Because I know all three of my readers have been missing it terribly and because it amuses me to make up stupid lists of things.
Five pet peeves
- Purse dogs. Not the dogs themselves, but the people who insist on taking their itty bitty dogs shoe shopping, grocery shopping, browsing IKEA...why? I mean really, why? And I have to wonder, do the dogs ever need to poop? Do they just poop in their little purse?
- Roller shoes. Alex will NEVER EVER EVER own roller shoes. Rollerskates, fine. Shoes, fine. But the shoes with the little heel wheel. NEVER!!!!
- People who stick the "support our troops" yellow ribbon magnets on their cars sideways so the text is perfectly horizontal. I don't know why this bugs me, it just does.
- Baby talk. Not baby talk to a baby, but baby talk between two adults in public. Ewww.
- Dreadlocks on white people. Particularly blonde guys. Again, don't know why, but I want to punch them.
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