Today's Stats

• Number of poopy diapers:  1



• Number of times I had to chase Alex down the hall when he stole our wedding picture off the table in our bedroom:  3



• Number of plastic dinosaurs I've retrieved from the heater vents:  2



• Number balls thrown down the stairs (then whined for me to retrieve them):  10



• Number of toy cars I've stepped on and/or tripped over:  2



• Items I've found floating in the toilet bowl:  hair band, toy Jedi, Scuba Elmo, hair brush, superman action figure complete with cloth cape



• Number of toys found in the fireplace:  4



• Number of books read:  3.5



• Hours of TV watched:  1



• Number of freakishly huge boogers I've picked out of Alex's nose:  5



• Number of mini raviolis eaten:  2.5



• Number of mini raviolis thrown on floor:  6



• Number of times I've walked into the room to find Alex lying on the floor with his stuffed lamb, sucking his thumb and humming:  4



• Number of times I've had to tell Alex to "Stop licking my face!":  6



• Number of times Alex has unexpectedly run up to me just to hug my legs:  3