Warning label

It should be required to put a warning label on all cans of olives:

"Warning, allowing your child to eat this entire can will produce the most foul smelling feces imaginable."

Alex LOVES him some olives.  Eats 'em like candy, which completely grosses me out.  But I'm trying to be open minded about his food choices since he's such a picky eater, so I give the boy olives.  The other day, he ate an entire can of sliced ripe olives.  For the next two days he was pooping toxic sludge.  The smell is STILL in his room.  I'm thinking of calling in a HAZMAT team. I'm telling you, it's a mutant, toxic smell of death.