Five things I swear Alex said even though he can't speak yet

1. "Here ya go"



2. "Mamas boobs" (he may have actually said this as he was pointing to my boob at the time)



3. "Em Repubkin" which I translated as "I am a Republican" (OH NO!!!!!)



4. "Kiddie farzzzz" which I translated as "The kitty farts"



5. "The dingo ate your baby" which he said clear as day with a hint of an Austrailian accent.  I shit you not.