Shopping prowess

I have become The Ultimate Super Shopper! I went to the store, grocery list and kid in tow, and with my amazing and brilliant shopping skills I cruised through the store with a screaming and feverish 11 1/2 month old, making use of all of my coupons, various store savings and BOGO's.  I managed to walk out of the store with $80 worth of food and only paid $55!  And no, I didn't steal anything.

I was so excited when John came home, I opened up the fridge for him pointing out all of my great buys: 

"Look at that sliced cheese, I got both packages for $2.50!"
"And look, 10, count 'em 10 chicken breasts for $12!"
"Did you know that the store brand peanut butter is a whole dollar cheaper than JIF?"

John was not nearly as impressed as I thought he should be. He got Taco Bell for dinner tonight.