Five strange dreams I've had in the last week

1. I am a famous actress and I'm married to Tom Cruise. We go rock climbing where we meet John at the top of a mountain. I push Tom off the cliff and make out heavily with John.



2. I am a butterfly fluttering in a beautiful green meadow.  Alex captures and eats me.



3. Howard Dean is my transvestite housekeeper.  He wears a floral mumu and a long curly red wig. He yells "Byaaaah!" when he kills spiders.



4. The entire world is a gigantic jigsaw puzzle.  Alex and I are responsible for putting it together or else everyone will die.  I spend a lot of time worrying about Alex eating puzzle pieces.



5. I am at the beach and have sunburned my back. I get stung by a bee repeadedly. (I think this was because I was sleeping on a heating pad last night and kept rolling over the on/off switch and it was poking me)