Friday, July 14, 2006

Five things you'll never hear me say

1) I'm going to be spending my vacation at a nudist colony!
2) Go ahead and leave the toilet seat up Honey, I really don't mind
3) I can't wait for my next episiotomy! 
4) Gee, I wonder how much it would cost to have a BDSM dungeon built in our basement.
5) Let's go see Celine Dion's show in Las Vegas!



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