Alex Jokes

Alex: I have some jokes for you!
Me: I love jokes Buddy, tell me!

Alex:  How do spiders fly?
me: How?
Alex: They flap their arms!

Alex: How do eyeballs fly?
me: How?
Alex:  They flap their muscles!

Alex: How do socks fly?
Me: How?
Alex: They don't, they just fall on the ground!

Alex:  How do fruit roll ups get on your teeth?
Me:  How?
Alex: They just stick on your teeth!

Alex:  How do blankies walk?
Me: How?
Alex:  You pull them and they move!

Alex:  How do buttons fly?
Me: How?
Alex: You push them and the lamp goes on!
Me:  ??

I'm not sure he really has the hang of comedy quite yet.