For some reason, none of the pregnancy books or websites address this problem, but I need to decide what to do with my bikini area. I can't see anything down there anymore, so I'm not really sure of the state of things, but I'm certain it can't be good. Having no desire to approach my nethers blindly with razor blade nor scissors, I'm considering having a professional take care of the situation. I've never done that before, so naturally, I'm a bit hesitant about having someone else manage my personal affairs. Not to mention pregnancy increases blood flow to these parts resulting in what I imagine could become some kind of horrific bloodbath psychologically scarring all involved.
I suppose I could enlist the help of my husband, but a) I'm not sure about his styling abilities and b) the man can't even look at my breasts without wanting to bone me, I doubt he'll get very far with the trimmer without needing a quickie and then, naturally, he'll be too tired to finish the job and I'll be all lopsided until he feels like tackling the shubbery again.
I suppose I could just go for the "if I can't see it, it's not a problem" solution, but I feel that I owe my doctor and nurses to at least TRY to make the view presentable.
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